DF-600 6 Dog Watertight Doors

WHICH GENDER…?

• Ziploc Bags – male because they hold everything
  in, but you can always see right through them.

• Swiss Army Knife – male, because even though it
  appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of it's time just
  opening bottles.

• Kidneys – female, because they always go to the
  bathroom in pairs.

• Shoe – make, because it is usually unpolished,
  with it's tongue hanging out.

• Copier – female, because once turned off it
  takes a while to warm up.

• Tire – male, because it goes bald and often is
  over inflated.

• Hot Air Balloon – male, because to get it to go
  anywhere you have to light a fire under it…and, of course, there's the
  'hot air' part.

• Sponges – female, because they are soft and
  squeezable and they retain water.

• Web Page – female, because it is always getting
  hit on.

• Subway – male, because it uses the same old
  lines to pick people up.

• Hourglass – female, because over time the weight
  shifts to the bottom.

• Hammer – male, because it hasn't evolved much
  over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

• Remote Control – female…HA! You thought we'd
  say male.  But consider:  it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost
  without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
  keeps trying.